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TWO FIFTY O FIFTY TWO?

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Un mexicano llega a HOUSTON y cuando se le acaban los
Cigarrillos,
va al super de loa esquina a comprar unos. Sin saber hablar inglés, con señas describe lo que quiere y trata de pronunciar MARLBORO... La chica del super se agacha a buscar los cigarrillos debajo del mostrador... y se le escapa un pedo! (gas)

La texanita se levanta como si nada hubiera ocurrido y pone la cajetilla en el mostrador y le dice:

"Two fifty".

El paisano indignado le contesta:

"Tas pendeja!! La del pedo FIFTY TU"!!!!!

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